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John Valo is a tall douche that generally has an extreme love for Satan. He has short hair all the time and he is about athletic as a midget with heart disease. He sleeps in every class and he has never gotten pussy even once and probably never will
John valo: "Hey guys i'm gonna go blow some dick wanna join?"
by ShaneStrret March 11, 2014
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