1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.
2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.
3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
"No one can stop the Franzen."
2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"
3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."