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something or someone that is bad
"fuck off man, he's jog"

"i aint doin that man, that's jog"
by hargecarn May 30, 2009
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What yuppies do early in the morning to stay in shape.
Brad and Fred are going to jog in Central Park tomorrow.
by Truth hurts March 11, 2003
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jog is an Acronym for Jerk off good.
I am going to jog a lot tonight.
by joging man April 02, 2009
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sed to sum1 wen u wont to tel them to fuck off.instead of sayin jog on
"jog"
"jus go jog"
"who dont u jus go and jog!"
by amey March 27, 2005
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The word jog can be used to say one is going to smoke.

You want to go on a jog.
Lets go on a drive and jog.
by floridabum3 January 15, 2008
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When someone is trying to feed you shit and you listen but you are just jacking off mentally cause you know it is just a bunch of fucking BS and then suddenly you let out an unconscious facial expression about the pleasure you feel jacking off mentally to their BS.
Rene: Luis, I didn't couldn't change the language on the website.
Luis the Deportable: JoG
Rene: Oh yeah yoshi, you think I am lying.
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Jewish Occupied Government (ie, the United States). See also ZOG.
the JOG government sent more money to israel
by zaog December 03, 2004
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