Joehead 

A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.

I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.

Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010

joeheathcote 

Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"

joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).

A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.

A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.

You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".

The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.

If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.

My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...

As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.

joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018

JoeHoe 

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.

That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.

JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Joehanus Banks 

Joehanus A Banks is a mythical legend often spotted in the hillsides of Jammaa Town Ship. Her that remains nameless, has had not only Joehanus, but many other siblings including Chlorinis, Jamal, Buttholia, Buttcheackia, Buttanula, Sacagamima, and Sacagamanis. She is also a distant relative to Queen Sherrie The Great Of The Skinny Legend Council, and is 10th in line for the throne right under the well known skinny legend named Raini Rodriguez. Joehanus has also won various awards including 7 Grammys, 789 kids choice awards, 89 Emmys, 5 Oscars, 78962 Nobel Prizes, And 1 Tony Award.

Omg! I just spotted Joehanus Banks in the Jammaa Township Hills!!!!

Joehanus Banks by bussylicker647 May 5, 2021

JoeHawk 

A hairstyle popularized by Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Somewhat like a mohawk but not as drastic.

only joe jonas can pull off the joehawk

JoeHawk by lilfiftyfour August 14, 2007

JoeHub 

Joehub is a quality twitch streamer. He streams 24/7 quality twitch content, such as JoeHub montages, Quickscoper Doge, and some Jank Memes. He’s a pretty epic guy, and has his own restaurant named after him. If you didn’t know what JoeHub is, you’ve been enlightened now.

Mark: Guys I got a special deal on JoeHub.com!
Garyson: Nice. Lemme guess. 98 days of JoeHub premium for the price of 99?
Mark: You’re absolutely correct.
Emmett: wHAt iS JOehUb?

JoeHub by J꙰o꙰e꙰ October 16, 2020

Joehanna

a bot & sometimes an underground rapper.

Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!

Joehanna by Bots institution March 20, 2021