|1.||Joe with the Fro|
Obviously an awesome person. But there are very special qualities in this person:
1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.
2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.
There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:
1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.
2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.
3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.
I saw Joe with the Fro last night. He let me touch his hair. He is so fucking awesome.