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1. to Joe Riley
to shag, rape, coerce, persuade, harass or sexually intimidate in any other way, a member of the opposite sex. This is usually done through persistent sexual suggestions and, on occasion, exposure. The longer such an action is ignored, the more fervent the action becomes until sexual congress is achieved.

Variant: A Joe Riley. Sexual enthusiast or deviant.
There was this girl last night, at first she wasn't that up for it, but in the end I managed to Joe Riley her!
2. Riley
Name for an awkward yet well-loved high school boy. Boys named this are often addicted to the internet, do a lot of theatre, drink an unhealthy amount of energy drinks, eat junk food every day but is still ridiculously skinny, and play a lot of video games. Boys named Riley are increabley caring and attentive. You will not feel lonely dating/knowing a Riley. He's more attractive than he thinks. You do not want to see a Riley's internet history.
John: "Hey, what's up with Frank?"
Joe: "I dunno, but ever since he started doing the play, he's been acting like a total Riley."
3. Riley
The greatest girl in the entire world. Giving, loving, caring... the type of person that gives one hope in humanity. Lastly, the girl that I love and cherish to no end.
Riley of Virginia is the coolest person on the planet.
by Joe Feb 4, 2005 add a video
4. Riley Nichols
A comedian from Columbia, Missouri who is known for his jokes about sucking on penises.
I talked to Joe last night.. he told me he wanted to suck Ryan off. I told him he's a Riley Nichols.
5. Battle of Hindu Kush
In GI Joe: When a top secret Russian spy craft crashed in the Hindu Kush, Afghanistan, the mission was to retrieve a gravity control device before either Cobra or Russia's October Guard.

Appeared in issue six and seven of GI Joe
Hey Riley, did you see the episode of GI Joe about the Battle of Hindu Kush last Night?
6. The Phenomenauts
(n) Imagine if the Stray Cats, the Ventures, the Kinks and Devo were galactic pioneers, and joined forces to defend earth"s right to "rocket roll". The Phenomenauts, hailing from the San Francisco Bay Area, combine the sounds of pop, psychobilly, and rock-n- roll with a witty, Sci-Fi outer space theme. The band has just recorded their first full-length release, titled, "Rockets and Robots." In the studio, the quartet honed the technical aspects of their vision, and were able to encapsulate their zany energy into the finished product. The Phenomenauts are becoming infamous for their "commando-style" street performances, in which they set up in front of big venues such as the legendary Fillmore, and perform for the crowds leaving the show. They've hit every major venue in San Francisco, as well as numerous street fairs. Their most recent commando performance took place at the annual California Music Awards, where the band snuck in to the backstage VIP area and set up their battery-powered equipment. They played 3 songs before security asked them to stop, realizing they could not unplug them. They went on to join partygoers, many of whom expressed admiration for their bravery.

Commander Angel Nova,vocals/guitar; born in a space-hippy commune in the Oregon System, with strong moral fiber, a former Junior Space Patrol Cadet. He keeps a hollogram of his Mother nearby. A distinguished veteran of the Energy Wars and as born leader, he is especially suited for his command.

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by Riley Jul 20, 2004 add a video
7. Neart
A slang term for neat. Can be used at any point in a conversation. On MSN it is most often spelled out as Capital N e a r t period-Ex) Neart.
Fuck man Joe's getting on my Prom date...Neart Novy Neart.
Awfully Neart.
NEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT (drunkish slur)
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