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8.
the sexiest beast ever
person 1:hey did u see joe jonas on tv
person 2: oh you mean the sexiest beast ever
by lovealex710 July 10, 2008
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9.
Full name: Joseph Adam Jonas

Joe Jonas is the second son in the brood of four. He sings lead vocals along with brother Nick, and occasionally Kevin. Joe is known for his mad tambourine skills, but also plays guitar.
Joe is the "cute, funny one." In the earlier years of the band, Joe was very hyper and super-energetic. While he has calmed down to an extent, he is still very outgoing and silly and just a lot of fun to be around. He is known for being the one to crack everyone up, often with random comments or his infamous raps (Jacketz, Muffin Man, etc.). Although he is mostly known for being super-silly, he's also a big sweetheart.
Joe's nickname is Danger, with good reason. He has been known to trip and fall, and climb on dangerously tall things. He's very adventurous and all around, just a really great guy.
Joe Jonas? Just call him DJ Danger. :)
by Mari D. July 10, 2008
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10.
A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
by JustAGirl<3 March 21, 2009
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11.
Cum Breather.
Joe Jonas is a Cum Breather.
by CKetterman July 07, 2009
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12.
gay fag who needs attention inorder to live his life, also in the worst band ever
Girl: omg i hate joe jonas that gay wannabe

Boy: yeah he's a real fag
by Jojo!12435 April 13, 2009
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13.
An extremely ugly, cocksucking faggot who's a member of an ultra-shitty band called the Faggot Brothers.
He is also extremely jealous of Taylor Swift and constantly crossdresses and wears makeup, to look like her.
1. My brother is a total Joe Jonas. He's always wearing my clothes!
2. There goes Joe Jonas, the ugly motherfucker.
3. I looked at a picture of Joe Jonas for 2 seconds and went blind.
by KOIWASENSOU July 10, 2009
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The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.
by Jonas Hater January 04, 2009
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