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4.
JOD
combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
by jonelone January 16, 2010
 
1.
jod
short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
by aznchoiboi8 December 01, 2005
 
2.
jod
Joke of the day
Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
 
3.
Jod
An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being
Your arrogance is reaching Jod level
by Gandles October 07, 2006
 
5.
jod
Joke of the day
Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
 
6.
jod
movement of any sorts
"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"
by dana e. January 02, 2011
 
7.
JOD
Jump off the Dick. a way of saying someone is having to much sex and needs to take a break
person 1: we had sex everyday this month

person 2: damn girl, JOD !!
by littlemsily June 25, 2010