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Wall Jockeys 

Remnants of shit on the back of the toilet bowl after an explosive session of pooping.
Who took a shit? The bowl is fucking littered with wall jockeys.

Bit Jockeys 

Bit Jockeys: radio hosts who play pre-recorded comedy bits. Audio files created & produced in house and/or lifted from guest appearances. Typically made available for sale on disc via their own website.

The bits are used during a live program in the same way hit songs are played in rotation or by request in music formats.
Syndicated Bit Jockeys Bob & Tom, filled another hour of programming with some of their greatest bits.
Bit Jockeys by jukeofurl January 13, 2006

palm jockeys 

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
palm jockeys by mike87111 April 19, 2010

Cum Jockeys 

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit
"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
Cum Jockeys by CockPeener May 31, 2021

neck like a jockeys bollacks 

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky
John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

Broadcast Jockey 

Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.
This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.
Broadcast Jockey by realmsofmen August 14, 2016