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1. jockblock
the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.
*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"

Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."
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