the act of stopping douchebag jocks from messing up a nerdy friend's move on a girl.
*after nerdy friend approaches girl and douchebag jocks are coming*
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"
Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."
the gay/queer equivalent of jock block
wherein a homo who's trying to get some action either gets blocked from the same or who's embarrassed by a so-called friend and prevented from hooking up.
i was chatting this hot guy up at a club the other night when richard jock blocked me by coming up and asking me if (my rash had cleared up) or (am i still living with my parents) or (did you get a job YET?!)--of course the hottie excused himself and got the hell out of there!
When someone who is a jock
or anywhere near sporty gets in your way.
guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
(v.) The act of ruining a jock's chances with an attractive lady. Similar to a cock block, but perpotrated by a nerd/geek/social outcast.
A: Dude, that quarterback totally crashed and burned with that cheerleader.
B: Yeah, Derek from Trig jock blocked him. Hacked his Facebook account and posted that homeboy's 'chalmydia subsided'.
A: Epic win for Derek.
When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
when some tool with shit for brains and huge muscles steals your girl.
that asshole in the tapout shirt just jock blocked the fuck out of me.
when two or more females and at least one male are saying goodnight and the situation occurs where one female makes the other say goodnight before her to prevent the first girl being alone with male.
'i wanted to kiss Mike back there and you like, totally jock-blocked me!'