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Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.

Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.

A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.

Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice

Jocks:NO! Rap is better

Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out

Jocks:Make fun of nerd

Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd

Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject

And it goes on
by How bout now? April 04, 2008
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To clear things up, there is a major difference between a jock and athletes. Jocks tend to abuse their popularity, while the athletes don't really mind who they talk to or hang out with.
Signs of a jock: Rude, arrogant, stupid, beats up people, dates only cheerleaders and hangs around other jocks

Signs of a true athlete: Love their sport, try to stay down-to-earth (a little arrogance is expected), hang out with whoever they want, date whoever they want, might beat people up but that doesn't mean it was uncalled for.
by Shitcock June 06, 2004
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A person, who, contributes little or nothing to society.

A person who usually picks on the nerd or someone smaller than him See: Coward

Usually plays football or some other sport that honestly will not help them in the long run.

____________Note Below_______________

JOCKS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL ATHLETES.

Real athletes strive as hard as they can to reach a certain goal they strive at IE: Swimming, Running, playing Basketball, Boxing.

Many MANY Jocks cannot do these sports right, and will not anytime in the future.

Jocks waste their time on such trivial things to find out that it wont matter in the future.

Their lack of IQ and talent is replaced by good social skills, that wont matter in the long run either.

Jocks own ricers and (Despite popular belief,) spend most of their time on the internet.
The jock is the epitome of wastefulness - An unknown Roman soldier before the fall of rome.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.
I hate jocks.
by PhQ April 20, 2004
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The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia May 28, 2005
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an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
by Brian Smith November 08, 2004
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Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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ass holes, who think they are the hottest most ardorable people in the world, when they have small dicks and cant preform good in bed because they think too much of themselves. Thats why cheerleaders dont go out with the same jock twice, cuz they all have to small a dick, or sometimes they do go out with the same jock cuz they think it grew overnight....lol....stupid bitches
Matt: Hey babe could u give me more head?
Betsey: OMG No, ur such a jock!
by mashed potatoe lover June 29, 2005
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