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1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you on the ass." More popularly known as "Fuck your ass."
Fred: "Hey Joe, wanna know what I did with your girlfriend last night?"
Joe: "Jock your pies!"
by Lost Snowguy February 05, 2009

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