World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.

American who lives in the southern states.
Hobbies include shooting everything that moves, war, drinking large volumes of whiskey, incest, NASCAR, talking about those 'damn yankees', working on the farm with ma and pa, country music and voting republican.
They are deeply religious, generally following the cult of the flag, which researchers have discovered can make rednecks feel 323% more patriotic on sight.
The male of the species is clearly in charge, and discipline is carried out using fists, often after a session of tradtional drinking.
Woman are usaully religious, praising jesus regularly, and have only 2 jobs. Give the man a son and act as a long term punchbag.
Children are identified by the name 'junior' since in 1 family all males have the same name (presumably so its easy to remember).

A member of the brotherhood known as Freemasonry. Commonly called Masons, these people have social events for the community, charity events, and focus on belief in God and brotherhood. They are often falsely accused of being satanists, occultists, pagans and out for world domination. Often times, ignorant people will refer to them as "pagan devil worshippers" which anyone with any knowledge on the subject would know, are two different things, neither of which describe freemasonry. The biggest problem freemasons face is that people with no clue what they are talking about accuse them of such outlandish charges. It should be noted that a definition on this page says that freemasons wrote the Bile. If the author of this definition had any knowledge of history, he would realize that the Bible was written centuries before freemasonry, which originated from guilds of stone workers in Europe, even existed.

Sons and daughters are mother fuckers when they take away a mothers financial freedom for their own personal and financial gain.

Shittiest state in the union. Alaskans carry themselves with and undeserved sense of accomplishment and superiority. Before I begin I'll tell you I lived there for a year (six months in the villages and six months in Anchorage and the valley) because of my work and that I have seen all the state has to offer and I'll list what those are here today. Alaska has the highest rape and sexual assault rate in North America. The average victim age was 16, 46% of these were referred for prosecution, with only about half resulting in convictions. So around 25% of those who committed sexual assault or rape will ever see jail time. This is believed to represent only a fraction of abuse actually committed in trooper jurisdiction. Still, Alaska has had the nation's highest per capita occurrence since 1995. According to statewide figures for 2003 and 2004 alone, there were 89 rapes per 100,000 people, almost three times the national average of 32 per 100,000. Alaska is also home to drunks, meth heads, child abusers, incestuous villages (incest is actually encouraged in most northern villages because of the low population), conservative gun wielding nut jobs, hunters, and of course xenophobic morons. People here are openly racist and loathe anyone who does not believe what they believe or feel how they feel. I've lived all over the U.S. including the south and I can safely say Alaska is the shittiest state in the union and that you would find far more tolerance in rural Alabama then in an...

All: This comes from retired Admiral Martin Carmody and has some bona fides associated with it as he still is "connected" in Washington circles. Take it for what it is worth to your particular point of view.
SINCE MAY 1, 2003 Interesting points to remember when we read all the negatives that are printed daily. Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...
· The first battalion of the new Iraqi Army has graduated and is on active duty.
· Over 60,000 Iraqis now provide security to their fellow citizens.
· Nearly all of Iraq's 400 courts are functioning.
· The Iraqi judiciary is fully independent.
· On Monday, October 6 power generation hit 4,518 megawatts -exceeding the prewar average.
· All 22 universities and 43 technical institutes and colleges are open, as are nearly all primary and secondary schools.
· By October 1, Coalition forces had rehabbed over 1,500 schools - 500 more than scheduled.
· Teachers earn from 12 to 25 times their former salaries.
· All 240 hospitals and more than 1200 clinics are open.
· Doctors’ salaries are at least eight times what they were under Saddam.
· Pharmaceutical distribution has gone from essentially nothing to 700 tons in May to a current total of 12,000 tons.
· The Coalition has helped administer over 22 million vaccination doses to Iraq's children.
· A Coalition program has cleared over 14,000 kilometers of Iraq's 27,000 kilometers of weed-choked canals, which now irrigate tens of thousand...

A stay at home mom is a white, upper middle class woman who:

-thinks anything that is not white, upper middle class is inferior and/or evil
-thinks her children need her up their asses 24/7
-thinks working mothers are inferior because they aren't up their kids asses 24/7
-thinks men should be sperm donors and money makers, and nothing else. God forbid ever making a man be a father, and no, throwing the football around for 20 minutes on a Saturday and bringing home a fat paycheck does not make someone a good father.
-thinks her job is the hardest in the world, using dumb arguments from Dr. Phil like "stay at home moms have an equivalent to 2 full time jobs." Well honey, guess what, working moms must have 3 full time jobs, then. They take care of children, errands, and the house, but unlike your lazy, whining ass, they don't have from 6am to 8pm to do it.
-crucify working moms for not spending enough time with their children, but find it perfectly acceptable for a man to forgo time with their kids for their career (sexists hypocrites)
-max out their hubby's credit card at Talbot's, the hair salon, and buying a big ass SUV or mini van
-often depressed because they realize that saying your ABCs and watching Dora the Explorer all day is not how an adult should live their life
-constantly talk about "me" time
-end up with slutty daughters, misogynistic boys, and drug addict children because they were up their asses 24/7
-are trying to be the exact opposite of their ...