Me: Did you catch the latest episode of JDY (Judge David Young)?
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.