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1. jobby jabber
what some straight people in my country call gays
hes such a jobby jabber
by Robertalexander Jul 25, 2005 add a video
2. jobby jabber
The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
3. Jobby Jabber
To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
4. jobby jabber
Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.
Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!
by big al Jun 6, 2004 add a video
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