A Word used to Decribe Hard Work
Ahhh this Life is such a Job
by Tom Bambridge March 03, 2008
1. A "job" refers to productive labors that fulfill a necessary societal role, provide the individual with a sense of self-worth, and often a livelihood. Jobs are subject matter for reflection upon the blessings and bounty with which we are all provided.

2. A "job" is fundamental human bondage that wastes time and resources in tasks that would more wisely not be done at all. It degrades self-worth, creates anger and hatred, sometimes enough to cause violence and crime, and endangers the life and health of the bystander and of the "employed".
I love my job! It makes me feel needed. I'll save up for a place of my own, then, maybe, you know, buy her the ring. :D
Yeah, I got a job alright! The 'trainer' put me on a line, wouldn't give me safety equipment, doesn't answer my questions, and calls me names a lot. He said the plant is just there to lose money. I walked out.
by Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood November 25, 2010
A suffix indicating a sexual act related to the root (blowjob, handjob, etc.).
by Eric February 04, 2003
1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms
1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!
by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004
Verb. a)to dutifully preform one's part in loss.
b)an immediate and forceful ass whupping.
Is often proceeded with a subject modifyer.
Job to The Klobb.
by Sanchissimo October 21, 2003
A problem you acept to solve some other minor problems.
I got into this problem to solve the rest of my problems.
-What problem?
My job.
by Toronto Raptors January 28, 2008
suffix, giving a noun an extra syllable or a potential nickname
tall-job, frick-job, creep-job

Here comes the creep-job. Finally came out of his dorm.
by Mike Monsport September 30, 2007

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