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58.
1. v.- kissing your boyfriend while he's taking a poop and your bestie looks on.
2. n.- when you leave for work and your bf is on the crapper and you want to smooch him goodbye.
"Honey! Where are you?"

"I'm on the shitter!"

"I'm leaving for work! Gimme a J.O.B.! Before you leave light a match! Love you!"
by The_Beast_from_UD May 06, 2009
 
1.
job
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
 
2.
job
Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.
Finding a job is such a pain.
by loser September 27, 2004
 
3.
job
A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.
My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart
by boule de feu November 24, 2004
 
5.
job
A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
by AYB October 18, 2003
 
6.
job
a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.
1.) My job sucks.
2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.
by Ben H. July 11, 2003
 
7.
job
A place that I bust my ass to get to, then all day I put up with a bunch of gossiping no-lives who have nothing better to do with their time, and then i come home feeling dirty, tired, and sorry that i don't have an endless supply of money that comes from a void in space.
"My job sucks the BIG one!"
by megm July 21, 2008