JOAT

1. Acronym for Jack Of All Trades. A person who is somewhat proficient at a number of different things. However the phrase is usually used in conjunction with "but master of none" putting a negative connotation on an otherwise positive phrase.

2. A collection of live, unreleased, and rare versions of music by recording artist Jack Johnson.

My uncle is a JOAT. He fixed our plumbing and then worked on his hot rod for a while.

by Pizzles May 2, 2007

JOAT

The Jack of all Trades. Being good at a whole bunch of stuff.

Emily Bonnett is such a joat, she tries her hand at multiple things and succeeds. Also she baked really good cookies.

by lololol suck it August 25, 2018

JOAT

Jack-Of-All-Trades
Currently being used for persons who are not specialized in one subject, but with broad experience in different areas. Or at least pretending so...

J.Smith
UNIX Specialist and JOAT

by Jean Binder November 12, 2003

JOAT

Jizzing-On-A-Tree

I saw Tuff Trey joating in the park

by UDBHH March 4, 2009

joat

A long jacket; between a jacket and a coat. Usually refers to a military tunic being worn without a belt.

Charlie was wearing a joat he'd picked up in the army surplus.

by DippiusDappus March 17, 2017

Joat

The spot between your taint and your chode.

"Oh ya baby, right there! HEY! Careful, you just tongued my joat"

by JR5124 September 6, 2007

Joat

(Joh-te) Noun.
A Scrubby person from a hillbilly living style.
Derived from Goat, mixed with jizz.

1. Adam has a small length, unshaved, not fully developed moustach and wears clothes from the sally am. what a Joat.

2. Suzy sleeps with gressy kids from her family tree. What a joat.

by Mac Liddle June 22, 2006