jo on the j-o-b 

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

jo on the j-o-b by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

J.O.B. 

1. a job, career, occupation

2. backronym for "Jail Outside Bars," the idea being that having to perform alienated labor is as oppressive, in its own way, as being in prison. One is in a kind of "jail," even though one is "outside" of any physical "bars" that would force you to stay there.

dude1: Why weren't you at the party last night? It was crazy!

dude2 sadly: I was stuck in the J.O.B..

J.O.B. by Mr. Trousers November 6, 2012

jo-bromance 

when a teenage boy or even grown man has an unusual obsession with the jonas brothers (kevin,joe,and nick jonas)

girl: like omg i am so obsessed with the jonas brothers!!
guy: omg me too!!!!
girl: ...
guy: im having a jo-bromance

jo-bromance by maddiekayy June 30, 2008

Jo Bro Ho 

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.

All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.

Jo Bro Ho by wildblues November 23, 2009

Jo Bro Hoe 

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.

Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!

Jo Bro Hoe by MrDavid March 7, 2008

Jo-Brosexual 

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.

"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."

Jo-Brosexual by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

jo-bro 

A masturbation partner. Frequently used in personal ads to solicit a partner for mutual manual stimulation ("JO" being standard message-board shorthand for "jack off").

Beat it with a real JO-bro!

jo-bro by swedish_culture June 18, 2010