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JNobs 15 

A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.

While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
"I just ate another meatball sub from Subway! Hello, JNobs 15!"
JNobs 15 by sammyappel October 5, 2011
Related Words
1. One whos so desirable, your mouth waters
a)someone who smells delicious

2. Someone of great wealth, great looks, but horrible driving skills

3. A person who tries to rap, but cant.

4. An ideal citizen and role model for the young ones
Did you guys see that stud, his middle name must be JNOB
Jnob by Call Me jack August 23, 2006
Jnosh is a peculiar soul, with an affinity for anime and puns. He’s a good friend, but can be awkward when it comes to physical affection. Oh, and when you’re dating him he’s insanely sappy and adorable. He’s the type to do a pedicure at 3 am when he can’t sleep, and then send the pics to his friends. He’ll make you laugh, and sometimes he’s a baby-eating monster with a corrosive beard. Jnosh is a good person to be friends with, and very smart.
“Woah, did you see that picture of his pedicure that Jnosh sent last night? Those nails are just *chef’s kiss*”
jnosh by potatopotahtotomahtoato January 27, 2021
A mix of words in the phrase "you know".

(PRONOUNCED: Jew-Know)
"Jnow what, I really do like waffles" - any normal person ever

"Jnow what sounds great right now, waffles"
Jnow by Mr. Spath August 9, 2020

Handy J no LO 

Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
One. Word: BASED!
The people of South Lebanon, kicked out the Occupiers and showed them the meaning of justice, bravery and dignity!
Kind and welcoming as hell, you gotta love them.
Person1: YOOO! WHO'S THAT STRONG-LOOKING FELLA!
Person2: Ah-Yeah, das a jnoubi
Person1: WHOAA I'd let him wipe the floor with me :)!
Jnoubi by Abu el 3ezzzz December 31, 2021