JSDF 

The JSDF is the Japan Self Defense Forces. It consists of the GSDF (Ground Self Defense Force), MSDF (Maritime Self Defense force), and ASDF (Air Self Defense Force).

The JSDF uses the Howa Type 89 Assault Rifle

JSDF by sekiryu May 26, 2006

jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

typing randomly to show you have no words/comments for a wierd/complicated situation (usually in frustration)

(person B was certainly going to win, but didn't and person A is being sarcastic and acting like he is unaware)

TYPING:
person A: did you see who won the award???

person B: jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh

jsdfjLFSAK;HJFDJSGhjfsjdslh by annonymousssssssssssssssssssss November 15, 2010

jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj 

A seemingly random set of letters, though it has been proven to tell a story about the lost years of the lord Jesus (which I will record in the examples area)

pt 1 - Just as sadists disintegrate, finely knitted lines jestingly kill the lovely & forsaken jesus

(Which refers to the hardships jesus faced against the people who sought to end the messiah's life through discrete means, and tried to pass it off as a mere accident, though this was never attempted successfully)

pt 2 - "Doth thy Serpent GOD fight with it's own euphoric underlying truth? Kill my love on such jurisdiction to find a kindly- like death, Demon"

(A quote allegedly made by Jesus, on the account of a blasphemous sent out for his head. Though the J and D at the end do not align, so it is believed that it is a clue as to the name of this demon. Which only through various other sentiment, can the name be unlocked, along with other secrets about this shrouded time in history)

jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj

jasdfkljklfjdsgfwioeutklosjfkldj by Anonymous person for sheezy May 26, 2008

fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda 

A common term used over text to express a feeling of deep confusion or being scatterbrained.

texting
Person1: How was that English test?
Person2: Surprisingly, it went very good.
Person1: U mean 'very well', ... Sounds like u should be failing English.
Person2: fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda

fk;jsdfjsdaklfsda by simpysaucy April 21, 2021

JSSDF 

JSSDF stands for Japanese Sussy Self-Defense Force. It is an obscure branch of the Japanese military which was mentioned in the English subtitles for Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion.

Some Nerv member: If the JSSDF launches a full-scale attack on us, we're screwed.

JSSDF by unitinu September 3, 2022

JMSDB 

Super dumb Asian man.

Synonyms: Redneck, idiot, fool

Stop talking to me, you're such a JMSDB.

JMSDB by JMSDB November 15, 2022

Jmsofnrknqi

A word that only exists to be in a dictionary (screw you u/CarterClat on r/truths).

The word "Jmsofnrknqi" DOES appear in a dictionary.

Jmsofnrknqi by Professor01114 December 23, 2025