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jlp
jlp v.: Posting the Jean Luc Picard facepalm image as reaction to a really stupid forum post.
Man, I just had to jlp CJR for his retarded post in RWI.
by Mephisto14 September 07, 2010
 
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JLP
The basic white girl's acronym for tea earl grey hot, the favourite beverage of captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Basic White Girl 1: OMG! PSL?
Basic White Girl 2: Like, we just had one like, an hour ago.

Basic White Girl 1: So like, how about a JLP?

Basic White Girl 2: OMG, like, totally yum!
by Raul (comes out at night) October 19, 2014