Jheese 

Jizz that is so old it has fermented.

Daniel : Awww dude theres jheese permanently stained into your underpants.

Wang: Dude that aint my jheese!

Jheese by Naploean Dynamite 001 April 27, 2011

Jaleesa 

A great human being who, once you encounter, will change your world forever.

Often very beautiful inside and out.

They hold the ability to make you believe in love at first sight.

Very bright!

I met Jaleesa and knew I had met my soul mate.

Jaleesa by candavis June 24, 2011

Jeesmo 

A really fat guy who can't do anything else than rage and smash the controller(s).

My friend was like Jeesmo today, he went nuts when he died all the time!

Jeesmo by no vittu jeesmo November 23, 2013

Jaleesa 

Meaning: Its source is Elisheva, a Hebrew name meaning "God's promise."

Popularity: The name Jaleesa ranked 2948th in popularity for females of all ages in a sample of the 1990 US Census.

Though this name appears on the 1990 U.S. Census lists, it is used by only a small percentage of the general population.

Narrative: Other suggested meanings still relate to the fulfillment of a promise. They include ''God's satisfaction'' and ''God's perfection.''

Until the 16th-century reign of England's Queen Elizabeth I, this name was most commonly spelled with an ''s'' in the middle. Such was the popularity of Good Queen Bess that her spelling has reigned supreme ever since.

Jaleesa is Perfect

Jaleesa by powwow18764 October 23, 2010

jeesca

a cool nickname for someone called jessica, jessie or jess.

Boy1: omg that girl over there is really hot. what's her name?
Boy2: i think her name is jess
Boy3: You mean jeesca.

jeesca by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

Jleep 

The act of jerking off then riding the wave of exhaustion to go to sleep.

Past: Jleept

Present: Jleeping

Future: Jleep

Guy #1: Oh man I need to Jleep
Guy #2: Why tf did you tell me that?

Jleep by Mr. ApTuS Mojo July 1, 2016

Jeesoo

A hella cute girl gifted with remarkable intelligence. One of the realest girls you'll ever meet! She can get along with just about anybody. Gym teachers love her, math teachers love her, hell, everybody loves her! What's not to love? She's loyal, charitable, and always tries to do the right thing. If you meet a Jeesoo, you better befriend her, because this girl is sure to be a Nobel Prize winner in the future, as well as be an amazing friend to you.

Person 1: Wow, who's that cute Asian girl over there?
Person 2: Oh! That's Jeesoo! She's the best.

Person 1: Man, what should I get Jeesoo for her birthday?
Person 2: Get her a stuffed bunny! She loves those...

Jeesoo by myclockradio December 3, 2013