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1- A load of cocksnot that has coagulated and fermented (sometimes inside of underpants) untill it has the consitency of a ball of dried glue.
1- "Whoah bitch, that better not be a jizzball on yo mattress!!!"

2- I tried to take off my boxers but they were stuck to my spicy italian sausage on account of a huge jizzball gluing them to each other.
jizzball by Captn Ben October 9, 2005
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izzyballs 

A pretty cool person
Who is that?
Oh, that's izzyballs, they're a pretty cool person
izzyballs by Arsonyumyummmy July 1, 2022

Jizzy Balls

I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls.
Jizzy Balls by doofus of desire September 6, 2006

Human Jizzball 

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
Human Jizzball by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026