Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap by noshame August 29, 2014

Jazzy Jizzy's 

the greatest place on earth. created by ryan and igor, it is amazing for all your cooking needs. we feature special recipes for all your jazzy jizzy needs. We also add a special ingrediant to ALL of our recipies.

LETS GO EAT AT JAZZY JIZZY's!!!!

Jazzy Jizzy's by Ryan Convery May 6, 2005

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

Jazzy Jizz by The Real Detective June 23, 2025

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz 

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025

Jizz now or Jizz never 

A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.

Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!

Jizz now or Jizz never by JNOJN December 2, 2013

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016