jizzwazz 

Somebody you refer to as a wasted wank

That Danny Holland is a jizzwazz

jizzwazz by Missyb August 10, 2015

jizz wizz 

1. the causative effect of urinatingdirectly after orgasm.

2. the causative effect of urinating during orgasm

3. matrimony of urine and sperm

"Did you just jizz wizz in my roast beef??"

jizz wizz by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

jizzwizard

A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)

Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?

jizzwizard by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

jizzwizard by Angus October 9, 2004

Jizzwizard

The janitor at a dirty strip club.

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor

Jizzwizard by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Jizz wizz 

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

Jizz wizz by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Wizz 

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

Jizz Wizz by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011