jizzunk

a popped ass, ghetto-booty, or badonkadonk

Oh snap! Check out her jizzunk!

jizzunk by tjholl April 3, 2010

jizzunctivitis 

n. conjuctival redness, irritation or intra-ocular foreign body sensation caused by instillation of jizz into an unsuspecting victim's eye. may be bilateral.

"i was in the emergency department for seven hours, only to learn that my red, sore eye was caused by a severe case of jizzunctivitis. my boyfriend is a dead man."

jizzunctivitis by x0rz February 8, 2010

jizzjunkie 

A person addicted to Jizz.

You're a Jizzjunkie.

jizzjunkie by Robs April 13, 2004

Jizzuntighted 

To ejaculate onto a woman's face, than have her put the "stuff" into her nose. When she sneezes, yell "Jizzuntight!".

"Yo man, what the fuck is that shit on your floor?"

"Dude, me and my girl were having sex and the bitch jizzuntighted all over my rug!"

Jizzuntighted by OMGitbeJohn May 16, 2009

Jizzank 

Jizzank is a ghettofied spinoff of the word jank, meaning junk, trash, or refuse. Not a popular term by far, but not unheard of, 'jizzank' continues to plague the English language to this day.

Bob: "Taht was some mad jizzank."
Reginald: "Fo' shizzle."

Jizzank by U msut October 18, 2004

Jizznkle 

An ocular disease causing eye ball wrinkles.

Holy crap! This dude shot a load in my eye and now I have a Jizznkle.

Jizznkle by LambertsWiener August 2, 2021

Jizzuness 

Business Association with Jizz

"I just started a Jizzuness"

Jizzuness by _THE BOIS_ January 28, 2023