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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
by Nebuchadnezzar January 09, 2004
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When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
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word used to describe something that is really amazing
dude that hot tub was jizztastic.
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Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

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You look jizztastic today!
by lolicakes February 08, 2011
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(adj) something that is so supremely awsome, good, or exciting that merely thinking of it might infact make you jizz yourself
oh my god, did you see that trailer?! that movie looks jizztastic!... oh shit, gimme a minute I need to clean up.
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When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!
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something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it
The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.
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