jizzsponge 

A female who hangs around with guys at sports events hoping to be used as a receptacle for large quantities of semen, often from many different men.
These are also known as cumbucketss and schprunktentowels

Guy 1- Dude, I need to chill, that rugby/football/etc game was really tiring

Guy 2- BRING IN THE JIZZSPONGES!

jizzsponge by person8012 December 15, 2008

jizzmonger 

1. A devourer of jizz (semen).

2. A demonic monster much like an incubus that rather than devouring young children devours jizz.

You jizzmonger, stop fucking sucking my jizz out.

jizzmonger by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

jizzmonger 

A person who sells ejaculate as a profession. Jizzmongers are licensed to operate under the authority of the local Jizz Lord, although some jizzmongers flaunt the regulations and sell on the black market. This is a serious crime punishable by death.

I'm going to the jizzmonger to pick up some spunk.

jizzmonger by Gaw910 September 9, 2016

Jizzslinger 

A general term used to enhance a statement.

you only got 3 days scotty? why the jizzslinger did I get a week?

Jizzslinger by Shonsin January 18, 2013

jizzmonger 

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

jizzmonger by Spazmoz May 22, 2008

jizzmonger 

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

jizzmonger by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmonger 

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

Jizzmonger by Joe Hood September 23, 2007