jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzkin 

A napkin full of jizz

Daaaamn, there were jizzkins all over the place! In my pockets, under my bed, and even in my purse.

jizzkin by Lauren in the sky with diamonds July 6, 2008

Jizzstickle 

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)

1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.

Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015

Canadian Jizzsicle 

When you jizz into a cup, and put a popsicle stick in it and freeze it. When frozen it is a delectable treat for the ladies.

Mark: "Hey baby want a Canadian Jizzsicle?"
My main bitch: "Yes I want to lick your frozen jizz."

Canadian Jizzsicle by Burdank2 October 28, 2010

jizzshizz

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation while simultaneously excreting feces.

Steve sometimes likes to masturbate while he takes his dumps.

Guy #1: Bro, is it normal that I get horny and jack-off while I take dumps?

Guy #2: Dude... no, only fagotrons take jizzshizzes!

jizzshizz by the cisco kid August 20, 2011

Limp Jizzkit 

The state of a cock that has just been ridden the shit out of.

Holy shit man, she fucked me so hard I had a Limp Jizzkit for days.

Limp Jizzkit by Mr. Asshole August 8, 2006

Jizzsicle

when you jizz in a popsicle tray and freeze it and then feed it to ur girl/ or hated enemy. (food colouring may be added to help)it is also when u jizz on somebody in the cold and it freezes like an icicle made of jizz.

"hey billy how u like'n that popsicle over there?"
"Oh its pretty good what kind is it?"
"its a Jizzsicle u douche bag!!!"
"ahhhhhhhh nooooo!!!"

Jizzsicle by Brentos the fresh maker July 16, 2006