jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

Jizzleneck

Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.

Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"

Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"

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Jizzleneck by Ty Does Moose Stuff June 5, 2016

jizzacane 

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

jizzacane by jSEO August 27, 2020

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

Jizzicane 

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.

"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."

Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010

jizzilate

verb, The process of seminal fluid churning in the gonads prior to & during a phenomenal orgasm

Johnny exclaimed, "Get ready, Tart! I'm going to jizzilate now!."

jizzilate by Tart Tartly September 12, 2011

Jizzpanned 

When you ejaculate and the cum shoots to an unknown location to be later found on your person, piece of furniture, clothing etc
Made famous in the film 'There's something about Mary'. Ben stiller ejaculates and the jizz is found hanging from his ear by Cameron Diaz. He therefore had jizzpanned his ear.

"I jizzpanned somewhere, but I have no idea where it went."
"There's a ghost jizzpan around here somewhere. I have to find it"
"Dude.....I totally jizzpanned my hair".
"I think you might of jizzpanned last night buddy"

Jizzpanned by Flangemaurader September 12, 2014