holy jizzknockers 

Used to express surprise or fear; or any other extreme emotion.

Cretin 1: did you hear that 'The Big OC' ragged that ho so hard her ring split?

Cretin 2: Holy jizzknockers! He is one savage bastard!

holy jizzknockers by Bigbadsolutions December 26, 2020

Jizzjacket 

A condom to catch the Jizz release

"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."

I'm not fucking that bitch without a "Jizzjacket."

Jizzjacket by Dr H and Delusions Of Reality May 8, 2009

Jizzacked 

To be jacked to the extreme or otherwise stolen from or taken advantage of.

Oh, in case you don't know what jacked means, it means when someone steals something from you. As in, I had a dollar, but my sister jacked it from me, now I have nothing but a deep seeded hunger for a dollar bag of chips and a half assed plot for revenge.

"Dude, can I borrow your car tonight?"

"Aw, man, I totally would, but the car totally got Jizzacked last night when we were at the hipster douche poetry reading reviewing our screen plays and drinking our over priced lattes. "

"Bummer, brah!"

Jizzacked by The Blue Pheonix April 28, 2013

Jizzmacker 

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.

Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker

Jizzmacker by p0rn December 9, 2008

jizzjacker 

A person who does not suck dick, but lets them blow a load in his/her mouth.

Dan (aka Geoffrey)is a jizzjacker, I caught him in the garage giving Jim a handjob and Jim shot the load in his mouth

jizzjacker by saggy, nutz August 21, 2007

Jizznackered 

Fatigue and aching in rotator cuff from repetive motion. A pain so intense the shoulder is barely functional. A term used on an an assembly line at auto assembly plant.

Rusty, I gotzta go the the plant hospital my shoulder be jizznackered, Dr. Linn tell me for sure.

Jizznackered by cheech393 July 21, 2008

Jizznackered 

Sudden pain in the rotator cup from repetitive motion. A intense shoulder pain rendering the limb usually inoperable. A term commonly used on an automobile assembly line.

Ziggy: What's the hold up Cheech?
Cheech: I think I jizznackered my shoulder pushing this pallet.
Ziggy: You better go to Urgent Care and ge that looked at.

Jizznackered by cheech393 October 5, 2005