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3. jizzmopper
One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club
DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?
by FATTYBOOMBATTY Mar 2, 2005 add a video
1. jizzmopper
The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
by Heywood Apr 17, 2003 add a video
2. jizzmopper
someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth
"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"
by crackman Apr 17, 2003 add a video
4. jizzmopper
A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
5. jizzmopper
DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.
That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.
6. Jizzmopper
Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.
1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.
7. jizzmopper
a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.
that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie
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