One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.
"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."
by lukus September 19, 2006
The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.
I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!
by Django April 19, 2004