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The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.
"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."
by Adman12 November 17, 2005
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Jizz that fizzles because its incapable of impregnating.
The fertility doctor says my husband shoots nothing but jizzle. I'll never get pregnant!
by Indy Sparkplug May 06, 2010
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A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle:] February 16, 2008
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I'll shoot jizzle from ma pizzle in your snizzle fo shizzle

I will shoot hot cum in your face you hot bitch, for sure
by Rich August 21, 2003
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a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection
Let's smoke this jizzle!
by Josh November 19, 2003
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1. all ejaculation post first squirt
2. the sperm that dribbles out of owns penis
dude i cummed in her mouth and the rest jizzled out onto my shorts, it was tight.
by Dreesey February 08, 2007
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A positively beautiful male individual with impeccable standards in kindness and care. The most incredible person on the planet can also be described as a Jizzle and also has the ability to change lives. Clearly unmissable and ultimately spectacular, the Jizzle is not someone to simply pass by.
"you're so lucky you have jizzle, he's amazing"
"i'm the luckiest girl alive, i have jizzle"
by Marizzle :] February 14, 2008
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