jizzjar

Leagues beyond slooty, slutty or a whore. This word literally means container for human semen, and should only be reserved for the skankiest of whores. Similar to the town drunk, but replace alcohol with semen.

"did you hear that rachel slept with the football team"
"what?! really, man that sloot really is the town jizzjar."

jizzjar by ruggerketchup January 4, 2008

Jizz Jar January 

In honor of those who made it through Destroy Dick December, Jizz Jar January is about Jizzing in a jar of your choice and filling it by the end of january

i gotta do Jizz Jar January now?

Jizz Jar January by ur mum gei liek ali a December 2, 2018

jizz jar january 

like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january

Yo man are you doing the jizz jar january?
Hell naw, I live with my parents tho.

jizz jar january by ｓｍｅｃｈｅｒｕｌ７４ December 29, 2017

Jizzgar 

1)The name of male who is a living legend.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.

1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."

Jizzgar by invi_ June 17, 2019

Jizzard 

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

Jizzard by 1921 June 1, 2011

Jizztar

1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.

2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.

1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."

2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"

Jizztar by Darth_X April 17, 2008

Jizzard 

The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.

The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.

Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.

Jizzard by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019