2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
Thanks, that'll be 6.90 at the window.