Jizzraggle 

European version of a cloth covered in male protein stains.

Stacy: I've heard you've got new carpets...

Heather: It's only been a week since we had them put in, and Brian's already turned them into a Jizzraggle.

Jizzraggle by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Jizzable 

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

Jizzable by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzingly

a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!

"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"

jizzingly by jizzinglygoodnameoldchap! June 2, 2009

jizzable 

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

jizzable by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

orgasmically-jizzable 

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

orgasmically-jizzable by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

jizzable 

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

jizzable by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

Jizzable 

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure

Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable

Jizzable by fazdawg January 20, 2011