Noun. One who works at an adult video store and mops up the excreted sperm from all the men that jerk off.

Noun. Tina Lee, from San Francisco.

Noun. One who licks sperm from the floor.
1. Damn man, you see that jizzmopper over there, dude?
2. Man look at jizzmopper walking over here with Mr.Tang.
3. Lick that shit you jizzmopper.
by Kenneth Lei February 04, 2008

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a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.
that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie
by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 08, 2005

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Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show
my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!
by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

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