You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver October 28, 2009
someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth
"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"
by crackman April 17, 2003
One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club
DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?
by FATTYBOOMBATTY March 02, 2005
A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
by XenophonJ September 24, 2009
the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot
You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!
by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003
One who mops jizz
He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away
by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003
DJ Xman Cleaning up after the awesome splooge that is the DJ Blacklight show.
That Jizzmopper Xman will have to ring out his shirt after today's lottery show.
by mimikova April 10, 2011

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