You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.
Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?
by Muse_Luver October 28, 2009
The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture
My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.
by Shit Brick July 02, 2003
An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.
Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.
by Batman April 11, 2002
The worst job in the entire world
I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
its the guy in the nudy booth after each guy jerks off.
the jizz moppers job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, cause practically everyone does it right on the glass. I dont know if youve noticed but cum stains if you dont clean it up right away
by voll July 11, 2003
The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.
Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.
by Heywood April 17, 2003
A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.
"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.
by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006
The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.
by Axa August 24, 2005

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