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Prerequisite for conception: creating a child.
If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle

Parenthood ought last longer.

A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.
by chance of fatherhood February 21, 2012

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