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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.
Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)
Jizz-cicle by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013
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Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate into a icecube tray, stick a popsicle stick in the middle, and put it in the freezer. Wait a few hours and pull it out of the icecube tray. You will have a grade A jizzcicle.
I am selling jizzcicles this summer for cash.
Jizzcicle by darkstormed January 21, 2006

Jizzcicle 

When it is so cold outside, that when you ejaculate, the semen freezes mid cumshot, forming a jizzcicle on the tip of your dick.
Dude! Last night it was so cold I swear to jizzus I almost got a jizzcicle!
Jizzcicle by Anal Popo January 9, 2016

jizzcicle 

A jizzcicle is a frozen semen treat with a stick in it.
It's a jizzcicle," said Henry, licking the spunk off his moist bee stung lips. "Want a taste?
jizzcicle by scodder August 6, 2010

jizzcicle 

The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
jizzcicle by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007

Jizzcicle 

When a guy jizzes in a container and freezes it into popsicle form. Then the chick uses it as a dildo
i just used a jizzcicle it felt amazing!
Jizzcicle by yellowducksaresexy August 29, 2011

Jizzcicle 

When you ejaculate in very cold conditions (below 0) and your jizz freezes at the end of your penis creating the effect of an icicle made of jizz
My bitch sucked my cock in cold waether so i got a jizzcicle
Jizzcicle by Da Bombaboon January 14, 2004