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1.
a wad of jizz exiting the penis in excess of 120 miles per hour
if u don't knock that off, i'm gonna jizz bolt you into next tuesday
by Chives234546 January 31, 2008
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2.
A quantity of jizz fired from a lamb cannon or love musket.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six jizzbolts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 44" mutton musket, the most powerful bellend in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
by brokenHaiku December 29, 2006
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