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57.
slang word for ejaculate, cum, sperm etc
used in classic films including the mighty american pie 2 'man this is a jizz free ficus'
'man this is a jizz free ficus'
'omg jesus jizzed on my sandwich, man that is not kool'
by em dot February 27, 2008
 
58.
jizz is what comes out of our penis while having an erection
JIZZ IN A CAN!!!
by whale fucker March 19, 2009
 
59.
to jizz adverb
spermanate
jai jizzed in his face
by jaiskin May 01, 2008
 
60.
Creamy white syrup you put on top of your ice cream.
Can I get extra jizz on top of my sundae please?
by microdude431 January 12, 2009
 
61.
A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.
Hey man let's go Jizz farming.
by Crimzon August 02, 2006
 
62.
This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.
Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.
by Shornathon! February 10, 2009
 
63.
the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging
I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.
by Tommy Cool June 10, 2005