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50.
A short commonly used nickname for all female's who are 5ft 4 and ¾ of an inch tall, and who are named either Jessica or Jess.

Disclaimer : Do not ignore the ¾ of an inch!
Your so annnoyyyying jizzz!
by ImSoAnnoying June 17, 2010
 
51.
It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast.

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"
"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"
by sharegod March 11, 2010
 
52.
Jizz is a nickname for some kind of mayo that girls like to eat.
Hey I can't eat my sandwich without a good jizz.
by Mee Goreng July 20, 2008
 
54.
found to be a 100% cure for the common cold. often if taken from a friend. jizzermantium stickium or "jizz" is said to make up approximately 78% of the flu jab.
doctor doctor iv got a cold...can i please hav sum jizz
by Dr Iknowwhatcurescolds March 05, 2009
 
55.
to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008
 
56.
What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.
My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.
by PressurePoint September 15, 2006