Why Ranch dressing is white.
Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.
by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011
to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 14, 2011
noun; slang term for the frosting they use at Cinnebon.
Hey, can you give me some extra jizz on that thing?
by BrianJo. November 03, 2010
White shit that comes out of your penis.
like the song jizz in my pants
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I Jizz in my pants
by XDDeannaXD May 27, 2009
(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
by Har the Czar April 26, 2009
A very positive adjective along the lines of awesome, amazing, incredible.
That movie was Jizz!
This song is Jizz!
by Aposterman June 24, 2010
Some thing that goes into your mouth or in your pants
example 1- wow he must have jizzed
example 2- wow she can take allot of jizz there
by ya mamma fucka April 03, 2010
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