Same thing.
A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009
Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014
an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place
I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!
by oh jizz no! April 03, 2009
Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.
That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.
by birder February 01, 2014
Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
by South Street November 12, 2011
The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.
"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."
by FlexPPE November 18, 2008
An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance
Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.
by breezy87 November 06, 2015
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