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36.
the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.
i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!
by the guy you dont want to be June 12, 2011
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37.
The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.
This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.
by Deltasword February 11, 2014
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38.
Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
by South Street November 12, 2011
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39.
to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 14, 2011
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40.
an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place
I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!
by oh jizz no! April 03, 2009
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41.
seminal fluid contains bacteria in healthy men.
men with prostatitis are carrying dangerous bacteria in their sacs. If sperm count is declining, as it has for the last 100 years, it means bacteria count is increasing. Most bacteria are the same size as sperm. The bacteria feeds on the same fluid that the sperm feed on.
European doctors say Americans lack magnesium in their diet. Magnesium helps the immune system kill bacteria.
American doctors want to make money from infected eyes and prostatitis. Medicine in Canada is free. 4 years in the U.S. military gives a person free medicine for life at the Veteran's Hospitals. Take a bath in Epson Salts which is Magnesium Sulfate. Magnesium is best absorbed through the skin. You will feel better and know again "clean in thought, word and deed" like Circe's Grove Children before the Bible and its Chatal Hayuk antecedents poisoned everyone.
jizz clean up, magnesium cure, epsom salt cure
by one eyed dragon January 06, 2013
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42.
Why Ranch dressing is white.
Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.
by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011
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