Same thing.
A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009
an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place
I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!
by oh jizz no! April 03, 2009
Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.
That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.
by birder February 01, 2014
Not to be confused with jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j"), jizzing (pronounced with a soft Spanish "j") is the act of jizzing (pronounced with a hard "j") while maintaining classy.
Female Sexual Partner- "Ya, ya, ya!"

Ron Burgundy- "Merlin's beard! I think I am going to Jizz (soft "j")!"

Female Sexual Partner- "Oh, Mr. Burgundy!"

Ron Burgundy-(jizzes, takes a sip of scotch, and begins singing the National Anthem).
by South Street November 12, 2011
The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.
"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."
by FlexPPE November 18, 2008
Why Ranch dressing is white.
Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.
by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011
to ejaculate sperm, popularized in the song "jizz in my pants"
hot girl: o fuck, fuck!
you: a shit i gotta pull it out, im gonna jizz!
hot girl: ok
you: AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAH * cums on her face
by I HAVE A WENIS!!! March 14, 2011

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