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The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.
Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."
by segment b January 19, 2011
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What women want inside their mouth, ass, and/or pussy.
My girlfriend enjoyed swallowing the jizz I gave her last night.
by PressurePoint September 15, 2006
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A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009
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the sticky white stuff you regret swallowing in the morning
hey jizzy lizzie how was last night
by youngmoney$$ December 20, 2014
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The ejaculation of a male.
Fuck I just jizzed my pants.
by Poopoh12 May 06, 2014
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to ejaculate out of the male penis. (verb) Not used in the sexual meaning but as an action to do to people if they piss you off. Most commonly used towards teachers.
Nick: Damn! That dumb bitch teacher just fuckin gave me a detention!

Caleb: Dude, just jizz in her eye or something.
by Nickolai Peropo February 12, 2008
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an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place
I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!
by oh jizz no! April 03, 2009
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