The ejaculation of a male.
Fuck I just jizzed my pants.
by Poopoh12 May 06, 2014
the sticky white stuff you regret swallowing in the morning
hey jizzy lizzie how was last night
by youngmoney$$ December 20, 2014
Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014
Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.
Your talking Jizz
by Stealth Siggi July 03, 2014
The unfortunate name for a style of music in the Star Wars universe. The famous Cantina Band in a New Hope was playing Jizz.
This Jizz is music to my ears. -Connoisseur of Jizz.
by Deltasword February 11, 2014
Birding term coming from the phrase "General impression of size and shape." A quick way to identify a bird you are familiar with.
That was a Cooper's Hawk? Are you sure?

It had the jizz.
by birder February 01, 2014
To give up and cause your white children to leave your erected penis onto/into either a woman's chest, Back, Arse, Face, or Hair. Sometimes caused by thinking about Women you could never fuck, then rubbing yourself for 1-4 minutes, then finishing on a paper towl, the toilet, outside the window, or onto the computer
Bill: Oh god i'm about to JIZZ!
Anne: Pull out! Pull out!
by unobruno01 May 15, 2013

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×