the yummy white stuff that comes out of a guys dick when he has an erection.
Kerry: "oh guys what's jizz?"
Someone: "you know that stuff you always have on the sides of your mouth from Mikey."

Kerry, you gotta little jizz on your lip.
by raerae shanaenae April 23, 2009
Another word for cum.
"She jizzed on me while I was dancing with her!"

OR

"He jizzed in his pants when he saw her lol"
by Engrossing Insignia November 01, 2009


Jizz (n)(v): The fluid that is released through the penis during orgasm. Semen is made up of fluid and of sperm. The fluid comes from the prostate, seminal vesicle and other sex glands. The sperm are manufactured in the testicles. The seminal fluid helps transport the sperm during orgasm. Seminal fluid contains sugar as an energy source for sperm.

The word "semen" was borrowed directly from the Latin word for "seed or germ."

-(n)'hey bethy! JIZZ ON YOUR FACE'
-(v) I want to jizz all over your face bethy.
by jizzalloveryourface March 29, 2009
To spray white thick glossy liquid from your penis that makes the girl's tingle inside their mouth.
I plan to jizz inside your brain when I skull fuck you.
by JizzManiac September 23, 2009
well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.
"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."
by ur mom 39 June 05, 2009
it's what comes out of a cock - sperm
i jizzed her all over her body
by T.L.T. December 29, 2007
1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by Iprfr2flopMyNutz April 15, 2010

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